Annoying Dino’s

Carnival

A free Chrome extension with a deadpan dinosaur. Walk the midway, win nothing, meet the cast. He does not care either way.

Step right up

The Midway

Three booths, no prizes, nothing saved anywhere but your own browser. Every booth you try earns a stamp.

Today’s egg

A fresh egg shows up every day. Crack it to see what’s inside.

High Striker

Hold to wind up. Let go to swing.

Best: –

Egg Toss

Pick an egg. Something is in there.

Pick one. Hatched: 0

Hat Stand

Try one on. Keep an eye on the sky.

Pick a hat.

Seasonal tent

The Thanksgiving tent

Open November 3 to 30, by your local clock. Pilgrim hat, turkey beak, a feast the little ones crowd around.

Tent packs up in

–

The dino wears the hat. He insists it was never his idea. Ring the bell and see who turns up for dinner.

Packed away for the year.

The Thanksgiving tent runs November 3 to 30. The turkey is resting. Come back next November.

Backstage pass

Meet the cast

Five species, one pterodactyl with sticky claws, a few eggs, a volcano, a meteor. Poke any of them.

The ride

The storybook ride

Six chapters of the dino’s life so far, in the order they happened. Facts come from the public changelog.

Chapter 1 · July 2026

One dino, one page

He started small: a single dinosaur and a single page. Version 1.0 went out in July 2026.

Read the launch writeup →

Chapter 2 · August 2026

Hats, jokes, wings

Version 1.1.0: eight modes, one dino, five hats, eight jokes, a pterodactyl fly-by and the egg system.

Read about 1.1 →

Chapter 3 · August 27, 2026

The plan, in full

An eight-phase plan, published before any of it was built. It ended in two questions. Both were answered the next day. The build shipped three days later.

Read the plan →

Chapter 4 · August 30, 2026

The rebuild

Version 2.0.0 rebuilt the dino: new motion, rigged artwork in five species, reworked eggs, pterodactyls and jokes, plus volcanoes, meteors, a wardrobe and fossil-record stats.

What changed in 2.0 →

Chapter 5 · October 2026

Throw him

Version 2.1 let you pick him up and throw him, fling a ball or a bone for him to fetch, and added a daily egg with a Field Guide to fill in.

Read the 2.1 devlog →

Chapter 6 · November 2026

Dinner is served

Version 2.2.1 (November 3, 2026): a pilgrim hat, turkey beak, feather fan and drumstick, a feast the mini dinos crowd around, hatchlings that persist between pages, and stolen hats you can win back from the pterodactyl.

2.1 and 2.2 devlog →

Carnival passport

Stamps live in this browser only. Nothing is sent anywhere.

First visit. Full passport
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